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Ke$ha

The biggest embarrassment and piece of shit whore ever introduced to the music industry. She dresses like a prostitute that is dropped off nightly at the local red-light district to work for the money that she obviously can't earn through her shitty singles. Everytime she's on tv she looks high as a fucking kite, or fucking drunk. She wears clothing that look like shit rags used to wipe a person's ass with, and her hair is like a wig that has been throw in a big ass garbage can for 3 years, rotted, and throw in a damn wood chipper. Her and Justin Beiber were both meant for eachother, they both suck ass.
Ke$ha sounds like a squirrel dying combined with nails being dragged down a chalkboard and some old 55 year old man taking a massive dump.
by thisissteveward May 16, 2010
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Ke$ha

A horrible musician who can't sing for shit to save her life. Her voice is so terrible that millions of people will run away when they hear it. Kesha's lyrics are just some of the most unintelligent lyrics I ever seen! Even little kids can write more creative lyrics than her.
Person 1: Did you hear Ke$ha on the radio?
Person 2: Yes, her music polluting my ears and all of her music should be removed from the radio!
Person 1: Agree!
by Diversity In Music October 30, 2011
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Ke$ha

A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.
Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning*

Me: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!
by bunraku*hime March 31, 2010
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Ke$ha

To cover up or hide an STD with glitter.
Person 1: "Dude, why does that bitch have glitter all over her lips and mouth?"

Person 2: "She had to Ke$ha so that Mick Jagger looking dude will hook up with her."

Person 1: "What's Ke$ha?"

Person 2: "Herpes, dude. Herpes."

Person 1: "That was a waste of time. That Mick Jagger looking dude will hit anything whether she Ke$shas her face or not!"
by chigga cheese June 6, 2011
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ha guay

Cantonese replacement for the "N" word
You hear most cantonese people refer to black people this way.
Pronounciation: ha . goo. ai

Mandarin Chinese: Hey . Goo . ay
ChineseGuy: Se Ha Guay!

BlackGuy: I understood that, you called me a fucking nigger!
by hoaxxx July 12, 2006
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Ha moment

When you get so used to typing 'haha', that you just type two letters over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
Fiiinnnneeeenenenenenenennenenenenennene.
Ha moment^
by Derpfaceherpster May 1, 2011
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Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008
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