NewHampshire Hedgehog

When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew August 01, 2023

Ran-over hedgehog

A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.

"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

gutted hedgehog

Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle

Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog

by Mel111111 April 11, 2007

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes February 10, 2016

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog

I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.

by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 01, 2024

strawberry hedgehog

When a female shaves her pubic area and razor bumps are left behind

“Ugh, I’m so sick of shaving. I always have a strawberry hedgehog after.”

by ella6655 October 16, 2021