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Hector

Very hot guy or girl from Reims.
by Neoma November 22, 2021
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Hector

He's a narcissist that never actually learns from his mistakes, barely has any real friends because he sucks that bad and is fake af. He's overall really bitchy and pathetic, constantly seeking external validation. Hector also likes to talk about how feminist, mature and progressive he is. But really, he just mindlessly retweets basic takes on Twitter to keep up with appearances and pat himself on the back, and then acts like a misogynist piece of shit. To him, every girl that is not either quiet or extremely nice to him is a "bitch” and “exaggerated”. Also, he loves being friends with fascists and people that generally suck, then talking shit about them behind their back, and then continue to act as though he loves them. He sucks as a person and everyone who has the misfortune to meet him should run far, far away.
He is whiny and pathetic from top to bottom, unfunny and has a recycled personality.
Did you hear what Hector said? He's so fucking dumb, it's straight up impossible to stand being in the same room as him.

X : Hector why did you just yell at that girl?
Hector: Well, she's a bitch that doesn't do everything I want her to.
God, Hector is so annoying he just repeats things people found funny five months ago over and over, he doesn't even have his own sense of humor, also his music taste is pure shit! No wonder he hangs with people who make racist jokes.
by u_fuckingsuck March 23, 2023
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Hector

Do you not know Hector is? He is an abberation to the concept of humanity itself. As a platonic concept, he is that of an abstruse extraneous being in this world. The name, Hector, is just an onerous alias. The depths of darkness is omnipotent within his soul. The name of evil is an ancient ostracism before he transcended from the living low. Hector is Hector. Any other mortal using his name ends up getting erased. That name alone holds power. Power itself is scared of Hector. Hector takes in power whenever he wants. No human in the planet of earth can imagine how strong hector is. Don’t defy him.
Hector heated Goku in 0.000001 of a second?!?!??
by LolAlvo July 28, 2021
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Hector

Hector Is one of the nicest person you will meet he’s also very emo but besides that he’s a very kind and loyal person he can be very sensitive at times but it doesn’t take much time to cheer him up he will always be there for you when ever u need him and is always making people happy, he’s also very good at roblox especially anime games, he’s also a very good soccer player, he can be mean sometimes to his friends but that’s his way of showing his love towards u. Proud to say I’m hectors friend<3
Amazing person istg, like the best best person

Hector is one of a kind
by Unknown82692901 July 25, 2022
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hector

worst ah flipper that only exists in the land of negative profit
i am hector
by wdsdwffwwsd March 13, 2021
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Hector

Refers to a human being with a ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE COCK good looking sweet fricking balls has hot ass girlfriend with a nice ass
Women: Hector is like the Master Chief at sexy time
by anonymous June 5, 2023
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Hector Martini

A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?

Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.

Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010
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