Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011

party guardian

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

by noscopethepope May 1, 2017

master guardian

rank in cs-go

what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian

by StargX January 1, 2019

Dungeon Guardian

The Dungeon Guardian is a miniboss from Terraria made to prevent the players from acquiring powerful loot early on,the only way to encouter it is to go into the dungeon at 0 or lower depth only if skeletron is NOT killed on that world yet(The Dungeon Guardian has 9999hp normal mode and can instantly kill you)

Guy 1:Dont go into the dungeon yet or you will die by the dungeon guardian!
Guy 2: The what?
*Dungeon Guardian spawns*
Guy 2: OH FUCK
*Guy 2 dies to the Dungeon Guardian*
Guy 1:*faceplams*

by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019

GOUL.GuardianOf.eth

alpha

u follow GOUL.GuardianOf.eth yet? hes totally alpha

by totally not goul July 28, 2022

Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down

"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"

by smartboi132 September 6, 2022

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022