goons

a plural form of the word goon,on starcraft a goon is the abreviated form of the word dragoon.So goons mean dragoons.

"man i hate using goons"
or
"the goons are coming"

by anomynous July 04, 2004

Goon

a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.

Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner

by Leslie Noble Devotie January 05, 2014

Goon

A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.

'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'

by cup cake July 20, 2005

goon

means gangster or possibly thug.

wuu2?
you know, just going go jam with my goons.

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whats going on bruv?
nothing allie just jamming with my goons init.

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naaaaaa man my goons will BANG YOU.

by Feeeeeeeeee again ;) June 29, 2009

goon

stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...

gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon
gooooooooooooooooooooooooon

by jimer nenumany March 17, 2005

goon

Guy poon a.k.a. gay sex

Look at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.

by aleftynamedtony April 29, 2006

goon

Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.

Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.

by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY July 26, 2008