glatfelter

Huge penis, so big that if it were erected all the girls around the world would instantly get wet.

His glatfelter slapped her in the face

by Death potato May 17, 2016

cole gelato

Stupid ass who dates 13 year’s old girl even tho he’s 16. You lose brain cells everything you hear him talk. He annoying af. Everybody hates him, especially bryce hall

Cole gelato is an ass .

by Obsessionwithjylan October 21, 2017

Geater

A person who loves to eat out other peoples grandmas.

Drew: Dude! you ate out my grandma!

Nick: Im such a Geater. (licks his lips)

by Da Truff July 3, 2007

gleet

A thin foul-smelling discharge that ensues from any orifice after death, as a result of sphincter relaxation or breakdown of internal tissues. Commonly misunderstood to be a discharge from the sex organs during an affliction of STD. This substance is in fact correctly referred to as grume.

'My late shift at the mortuary mostly involves hosing away the gleet.'

'Suck my gleet!' - offensive

by Gruntyface July 8, 2010

Gleet

Taken from a 1920's medical journal. To suffer from chronic gonoreah (misspelledd i kknow)

by sgk June 9, 2003

Gleason

A person who does either of the following: Uses people for Xbox 360 Achievements; is a fucking social leech/conformist/ass kisser; Claims to like a band, yet only has that one song from Guitar Hero by that band; Lazy (so lazy , they trade crutches for a wheelchair); a poser; and is basically a douche.

"Dude, Joe came over and beat Guitar Hero on medium, and I got a lot of achievements!"

"Tom, you're such a fucking gleason."

by Tronnit December 9, 2007

gleak

When a small amount of saliva comes from the back of the throat and sprays out of the mouth. It is usually unexpected as it generally occurs while speaking or yawning.

I gleaked all over the newspaper I was reading.

by Nukkels May 4, 2004