Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?
Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris
Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me
Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris
Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me
by jonzo89 March 11, 2011
Get the Titan Gripmug. Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."
Example One:
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Example Two:
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Example Two:
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009
Get the "gripping pad"mug. The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.
"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
by Thewalis December 27, 2013
Get the squid gripmug. An insulting name for a person's sideburns. Derives from a person sodomising another from behind and the sodomiser holding on to the sideburns like handles, or grips. See also Buggerers Grips, Sodomisers Straps.
by Twatty McGee July 8, 2010
Get the Gay Gripsmug. driver (turning around): hey, where do youi guys wanna eat tonight?
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed
passanger: wtf, grip that grain and pay attention to the road, you gonna get us killed
by roman holiday February 19, 2009
Get the grip that grainmug. To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.
I'm all up in a grip here. My boss just gave me the Lumberg. Gotta come in on Saturday. No Vegas for me.
by evil adam June 10, 2009
Get the up in a gripmug. an undetermined amount of anything, often associated with periods of time, but also describes amounts of mostly anything.
by dano whatever May 22, 2005
Get the gripmug.