golf nigger

One who fetches drinks and carries clubs for rich golf basterds.
I just quit my job today iam tierd of being a golf nigger.
by Michael Esposito September 03, 2006
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Golf Outing

Similar to "Getting Almonds". Used to describe the act of an affair
Joey and her went to the golf outing in the closet yesterday
by JoeySantanello February 17, 2011
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golf penis

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.
braden has such a golf penis!
by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017
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golf guy

an indigent man who spends his entire day "working" on his golf game, thus unable to find real work.
Where is Golf Guy? He is on vacation in Paris, working on his golf swing.
by "Norma Rae" July 27, 2009
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Golf Teeth

Golf teeth - 18 holes and alot of green. bad teeth
That guy at the trailer park had golf teeth

what's that?

teeth with 18 holes and alot of green
by mojo88 April 25, 2010
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extreme golf

Where you take a golf club, put a sock or something like that on the head, douse it in lighter fluid or gasoline and set on fire!

Known in the backyard e-fedding world.
"OH MY GOD! Extreme Golf! He drove that flaming 9 iron RIGHT IN THE GUY'S SKULL!"
by JesusFishFood February 11, 2005
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Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard
Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point
by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019
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