Glasgow Cobbler

Common sexual practise in the Glasgow area whereby two males (one or both of which may or may not be dead to begin with) have their mouths defecated in by a third before being strung up by the feet and decapitated. The third male then has sex with both severed heads while lying beneath the blood showers of the first two bodies.

Alan: Fancy a bum?

Christopher: No, sorry, I'm exhausted after I participated in a Glasgow Cobbler this morning.

by FUCKBANBURY September 21, 2009

glasgow

a person who sucks at life, and likes toms and chris,s

i was at work, and glasgow lost his salad.

by ass cow January 18, 2008

Glasgow

A term given to men who wear Uggs.

"look at that glasgow over there!"

by Suductriss April 16, 2009

Glelg

An awesome creature causing death and destruction in video games. It\\\\\\\'s mortal rival is Speen.

James: Alex, my Glelg will ownz0rz your speen.
Alex: Thunder!
James: Wahaha, doesn\\\\\\\'t affect Glelg, you loser! I pwnz0red j00!

by jamesforward October 20, 2007

Glaugh

A filler word meaning almost anything but usually in a sexual connotation and most often meaning cum or jizz.

I just glaughed in your ass my bad

by Glaughy June 21, 2018

Glasgow orgy

A party where the host invites you to take care of yourself as long as you stay away from him. Coined by Craig Ferguson.

I went over to Shauna's, but it was like a Glasgow orgy, so I left quick.

by entropoid January 30, 2010

Glasgownian

A person hailing from the Scottish city of Glasgow, a superior alternative to Glaswegian.

1: Are you from Glasgow?
2: Aye! I'm Glasgownian!

by N3blar July 14, 2010