gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.

That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.

by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017

gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Gerbil boy

Small fluff of love that need many cuddles.

Much like napoleon, what we see here is a wet gerbil boy.
~Jas

by Shariff~ March 25, 2018

Gerbiljob

A Gerbiljob is when you suck your own dick and it looks like a gerbil sucking it’s water bottle.

A gerbiljob is when you suck your own dick when you’re in middle school and it looks like a gerbil sucking it’s water bottle.

by Not Even Mad May 14, 2019

gerbilman

A real nigga

"yo it's gerbilman the realist of niggas"

by Not gerbilman12 on ps4 August 2, 2019

gerbil

someone who likes old men

rhea mcanenny loves robert downey jr. she is a gerbil
stupid creep

by slxc August 26, 2019