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metal gear 

A nuclear equipped walking battle tank. Metal Gear Rex was held by the army, with legendary technology. The US marines later made use of Metal Gear Ray, which was amphibious, unlike the army's Rex. Metal Gear Arsenal was disguised as a rig in the middle of a lotta water. It was revealed to be more than just a weapon, containing nearly every piece of valuable information to the US government. It wasn't just a weapon, but the core of the country. It was guarded by a bunch of Rays. I don't know where the story goes from there, as I have not gotten Metal Gear Solid 3 yet.
Wow. It's a cool name that has been re-used for projects of killing machines and databases for the US government.
metal gear by blah December 26, 2004
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The world's greatest automotive enthusiast program from the UK. Nobodhy can top it and the hosts Clarkston and Jeremy are amazingly funny.
The latest cars now come with F1 paddle shifters. If you can't afford it you can sell one of your legs because it works without a clutch" -Clarkston
Top Gear by mynameisigor September 14, 2005
a really really funny program about cars. It used to be all informative but now it is sooooooooo funny! plus its great if your into cars aswell
XD
person:i like top gear
uva person: i don't, its all about cars and i'm a bus person
person thats not either of the previous 2: doesnt matta! still funny
top gear by twatwakid January 27, 2009

landing gear 

A depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.
Man that show got canceled; I wish I had some landing gear to stop my trip
landing gear by psycheshop October 12, 2008

Metal Gear 

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.
Metal Gear! It can't be!
Metal Gear by Snake March 15, 2005

Metal Gear Spunk

A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.

Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
Metal Gear Spunk by Seizure67 April 16, 2009