by Dementozoid December 15, 2024

When shit stops working the way it used. And now only seems to work sometimes if you break it in the correct way.
The absoulte vodka taste worse than McCormicks now. Did they fuckery around with it and use rubbing alcohol.
My Android won't install apps anymore. They illuminati fuckered with it and now you have to uninstall all google updates or reset your phone!
My Android won't install apps anymore. They illuminati fuckered with it and now you have to uninstall all google updates or reset your phone!
by BuyingOffDeath July 27, 2023

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022

by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023

by itsokaytohack October 30, 2020

When you do everything right and as you're expected/supposed to, and the universe fucks you anyway.
Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.
Unfair turn of events.
Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.
Unfair turn of events.
I always carry poop bags to pick up after my dog on all walks and have even knocked on someone's door to get a bag for clean up rather than just walk away (cuz whose going to say "no, just leave the poop on my lawn), but I end up stepping in random dog poop carelessly left by others. What in the karmic fuckery is up with that? That is some messed up karmic fuckery.
by Sparkles, the Unicorn of Truth June 13, 2025
