Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.

Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!

by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019

Un Frozen

Puertorican name for Icee

"Quiero un frozen"

"un Icee?"

"obvio"

by Poisonbat October 24, 2022

Frozen Wendy

A Frozen Wendy has occurred once a man has stuck his genitals testicles deep in a Wendy’s Frosty (of any flavor) and then proceeds to have vaginal sex with a female in order to warm his wiener up.

I love Wendy’s Wednesdays! Every week I take Barbara out for a Baconator and then give her the ol’ Frozen Wendy! What a great evening!

by kozhub July 13, 2022

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises

The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle

by Butxh September 20, 2015

Frozen Franklin

Taking a poo on a paper plate, putting it in the freezer and using it as a dildo during foreplay.

Hey baby, the Frozen Franklin should be rock-solid in about 20 minutes!

by dmcwill24 January 10, 2011