fried goat cheese

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.

Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.

by jamdel January 9, 2009

Five Quick

When a person gives 5 quick back-hand slaps in a row. Five Quick is typically administered by one person, to another persons face, as a form of insult, dis-respect, or to show ones disgust. To deliver "Five Quick" in good form the first slap should be soft, then you gradually slap harder and faster.

Key elements of "Five Quick" that set it apart from a regular back-hand slap are:

*5 back-hand slaps in a row
*Start soft/slow
*End hard/quick
*Strength/Speed

Five Quick takes practice to master, but can be a very effective tool if administered properly. Five Quick makes a great slapping sound, and is also an effective threat.

"I busted his lip open with Five Quick."

"Change your tone before I give you Five Quick."

" The last thing I remember is that he gave me Five Quick."

"He is so stupid, that I swear his mother must of gave him Five Quick when he was a baby."

by some grub January 19, 2010

fried chickenz

a delious, crunchy, tender, mmm mmm good , da boomb didgity best snack you will ever bez havin YOU DONT BEEZ SHARINZ EITHERZ

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by friedchickens123 November 17, 2010

Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada

Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011

Five paragraph ramble

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.

Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro

by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011

five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.

Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.

by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014

Box Five

A commonly-used term in the Drum Corps and Marching Band communities used to describe things as very very good.

Derived from the judging sheets of marching competitions in which the fifth box is the highest score for a specific section.

"That sandwich was box five, bro!"
"The band got a perfect score, because every single point was in box five"
"Your girlfriend was box five last night, if you know what i'm saying"

by SkaKid123 June 22, 2009