When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.
Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.
by Mr Tuna Johnson March 5, 2017
Get the Hush Flush mug.Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
by Teknikal October 23, 2017
Get the Tactical Flush mug.When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018
Get the Toilet Flushing mug.I was on ft with my best friend and she heard her sister in the other room and she didn’t know what to do. I told her to do the nasty flush.
by Know one knows?????? August 5, 2019
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Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.
#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!
#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).
#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).
by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009
Get the flirt flusher mug.Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.
"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."
by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019
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