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cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.
Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.
by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014
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Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing
I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.
by ArchAngle June 11, 2014
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Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.
1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.
by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015
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Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl
My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake
by Veronica skye July 18, 2019
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ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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Troll-flake

1. An easily-offended snowflake trying to pass as a troll but literally everyone knows how insecure and defenseless they really are. 2. A wannabe troll. 3. See also, "snowflake."
"That kid on Xbox was such a troll-flake, he kept harassing other players and dropping slurs, but as soon as Dexter called him out he started whining like a lil bitch."
by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019
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Frosted flake

A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.
Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”

Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “

Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”
by EllaElla October 29, 2017
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