So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.
by Raven__ April 12, 2016
Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.
Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.
Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.
by danfseviltwin January 04, 2014
I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.
by ArchAngle June 11, 2014
A flake who ask you if you want to go somewhere but ghost you when you ask for more information you need to go instead of flaking on plans you make with them
Friend: hey do you want to go to the beach?
You: sure when do you want to go
Friend: .........
Reverse flake
You: sure when do you want to go
Friend: .........
Reverse flake
by PickleDickle1217 May 29, 2020
The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
by agoblin November 09, 2017
A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.
Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”
Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “
Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”
Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “
Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”
by EllaElla October 29, 2017