flapper patrol

trolling for fat chicks at the bar

Me and my bros were at koots bar on flapper patrol

by Alaskan fat chck killa August 8, 2010

flappernoose

Flappernoose: Flappernoose can come in many forms for different things, here is a short list. Pills made to reconfigure noses, a delicious drink, and a type of alcohol. Flappernoose can be made into a drug when certain things are added.

The man went to the bar on Friday with his friends after a long hard day of work to enjoy a good cup of FlapperNoose.

The man took pills to heal his broken nose.

The kid took a box of flappernoose to school.

the man made an illegal batch of Flappernoose.

by Jake YKN March 19, 2014

Flapper Valve

While having anal sex and your penis goes too deep and hits the "flapper valve" causing your partner to shit the shaft.

Sarah told me yesterday that her and Bill had anla sex and he hit her flapper valve.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.

Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!

by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

flapper jacker

A person who steal your pancakes in the morning.

Hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

by Mikeyismad94 May 30, 2016

Fappernaut

Fellow that faps a lot with free porn pages such as xvideos.com and pornhub.com :v

Man did you see the video that I send you?
Dude, it is totally gross your a bloody fappernaut :V

by Doctor Papu :v May 27, 2016