spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

Beaner Wiener Festival

When a bunch of enemies are gathered up in one place in call of duty.

Dude, I just mowed down a Beaner Wiener Festival with the death machine.

by From That Big Shlong 2 October 15, 2011

Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

Future Music Festival

A popular Australian music festival for teenagers- who are most likely too drunk to remember which music icon they're listening to. Scallywags.

"oh those Future Music Festival teens!"

by stefc May 23, 2014

Pagan Festival Orb

PUMPKIN

A Pagan Festival Orb is another name for a Pumpkin

by racing CPA October 27, 2011

Sun God Festival

A Yearly Festival at the University of California which offers many different activities for one to partake in. This event is an extreme waste of UCSD's budget and the main reason that Tuition goes up.

UCSD Administration 1: We don't have enough Money for Sun God Festival

UCSD Administration 2: Just raise Tuition

by TheTruth22222 May 17, 2013

Harvest Festival

To administer a monkeyface to ones self.

"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."

by Intrigueing mysterious Dave fandango the third February 20, 2008