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Fecal Flash Mob

When a sudden urge to poop hits more than one person at the same time, causing chaos and panic when there aren't enough bathrooms.
While watching the Detroit Lions game, I had a spontaneous urge to take a dump. Unfortunately, so did my buddies who were watching the game at my house. It was a fecal flash mob.
by goobersnickens July 7, 2011
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Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.
Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.
by DJerak G August 12, 2012
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felade

To suck dicks together at once,mostly done by gay people
We feladed eachother last night.it was magical.
by George M. September 1, 2003
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fecalligraphy

1. noun: Writing or drawing on any surface, with shit.
1. Some people practice fecalligraphy for their whole life but they may never be good at it.

2. The train station bathroom contains an extensive collection of the succesful integration of the fecalligraphic stroke.
by Atom G August 31, 2008
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Fecal Consolidation

The act of getting ones shit together.
If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.
by sticks156 July 25, 2010
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fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.
Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.
by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011
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fecal spelunker

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.
by sbo May 14, 2011
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