Facon

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014

fatoned

Variation of pwned. Usually said by Joey Fatone look-a-likes.

Yo, n00b, you got fatoned!

by diemkay July 25, 2008

Fatcon

To eradicate troll from train stations

He must have Fatconed those trolls a hundred times!

by Daniel Corr December 3, 2004

Faron

Definitely dating a Danny, most likely Australian,kind,good singer but will not admit it, good at dancing, will love and protect his Danny

Dang that Faron is protective of his love ❤️💚🖤❤️❤️💛💚💙💜💚💛❤️🖤🖤❤️💛💚💙💜💙💛🖤

by Luna Moonlight December 22, 2017

kevin facon

Adj. noun, (slang) a rent a cop, mall security or the guy who thinks he is! this is not the real police aka (kevin <B>acon)

omg its kevin facon harrasing those skateboarders

by tweek the linecook February 20, 2010

fatonuga

Usually a guy that is very naughty and loves to start trouble. Overly protective over his family and friends .

Fatonuga you skuux cunn

by horilad November 23, 2021

Façonym

n. (face'oh'nim)

An acronym written or tattooed somewhere around the facial features, especially the mouth.

Katie: "Did you see Haydn's face?"
Kim: "No, what happened?"
Katie: "He wrote an 'L' on either side of his mouth, so whenever he starts to talk it looks like 'LOL'!"
Kim: "A façonym! LOL!"

by kkthxbye July 16, 2008