farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart June 7, 2011

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.

Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.

by kjj5hf October 27, 2009

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

taissa farmiga

Literal angel of a human being. She is most commonly known for her roles on American Horror Story as Violet Harmon, Zoe benson, and Sophie Green. She has also starred in The Nun, Final Girls, The Bling Ring, and more. She is also the sister of Vera Farmiga.

person 1: did you see the new ahs10 news??
person 2: yeahhh! i hope taissa farmigas in it.

by julesvaughns May 27, 2021