faitience

to have faith and patience.

Im about to loose my comp game!

It's okay, just have faitience.

by kaden and dani February 4, 2022

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Failed Extract Daddy

commonly found on twitch at degenerate hours. can be seen dying on streets, baited by lunch boxes, forgetting their backpack is on, and having no bitches. however followers; he has many loyal subjects.

Hey, did you see that Failed Extract Daddy forgot his backpack at hole in the wall again?

by TheBau5 January 31, 2023

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

pass-failrealquick

when your in class and the smart person you're cheating off of hands in their test and you don't know the answers because you're always sleeping

damn im gonna pass-failrealquick since i don't even know what the topic is.

by yoloamericans January 24, 2019

National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

Richard Fairlie

Richard Fairlie is the best singer is the literal world who tragically has self loathing tendencies as he somehow keeps mentioning in interviews that he hates shelter. WHICH IS HIS BEST SONG!!!! his best song is NOT fonda on the roof like everyone seems to think IT IS SHELTER!

but fonda on the roof and the edge are still very cool tho if you want to get high and vibe … but I don’t like drugs … I like being reminded my family and friends love me richard!!! SHELTER IS UR BEST SONG!!!!!

fini :) <3

Richard Fairlie has better hair than the weekend and is obsessed with colour schemes … fifa … pokémon cards… and making music

by whyhaneywhyypp1146 November 23, 2021