Bitch Festival

Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.

Have you seen Andy? No, she's in Montana for the Bitch Festival.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

cap festival

A gathering at a cow field to harvest and celebrate!

We just hopped the electric fence to enter the Cap Festival! Watch your step!

by Stone Doftin January 28, 2021

dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021

Joce Festival

Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.

Aye you wanna go to Joce Festival later?

by joce festivities March 26, 2021

Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

Central festival

Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!

lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?

lanky lad2: is there a fight?

lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again

lanky lad2: I'm on my way

by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021

longitude festival

One of the best music festivals of all time in ireland, if not Europe. It is held at marlay park, Dublin, every July. The acts to perform this year are belters only, central cee, sonny fodera, david guetta, aj tracey, 50 cent, blk and more to be announced. This year it’ll be on the 5th and 6th of July. Get your tickets at longitude.ie

‘What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'

'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'

by smoking & vaping is for losers January 27, 2025