Wayne Fontes Experience

To smoke marijuana; to get high.

I need a Wayne Fontes Experience bad

by Wayne Fontes September 8, 2006

Serial Experiments Lain

Serial Experiments Lain is an awesome anime series, topped only by the likes of Neon Genesis Evangelion and Spriggan. It follows the tail of Lain Iwakura, a junior high school student who receives an Email from a girl who killed herself... and it only gets weirder.

(me watching Lain with a friend while very stoned after smoking lots of marijuana)
Me: ...
Jamie: ...
Me: I'm Hungry.

by Zerloch July 6, 2004

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

out of water experience

When you take a poop so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.

Man last night I had the deluxe cheese fries and had an out of water experience. The fabreeze didn't stand a chance.

by Jahms Snow March 1, 2015

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

Velma Experience

From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.

Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.

She's not hot, but those glasses make me want to give her the Velma experience.

by Mizer August 11, 2007

Out of body experience

An out-of-body experience (OBE or sometimes OOBE) is an experience that typically involves a feeling of floating outside one's body and, in some cases, the feeling of perceiving one's physical body as if from a place outside one's body (autoscopy).

A out of body experience is a person who is dead or going to die

by Dr Mac Sigma November 24, 2016