cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Erectographic memory

It is the phenomenon when a person remembers every detail of his scenario every time he is aroused and has an erection. It is a type of photographic memory that is only activated during an erection.

Zee has erectographic memory so he watches porn and studies for his exams.

by masterdebator182 October 6, 2010

erecton

1.) When you get an erection so big that it looks like it would weigh a ton.

2.) The atoms making up your penis.

1.) Me:Hey girl,you look pretty damn hot.
Girl:Maybe i can let you fuck me.
Me:You just gave me an erecton.

2.)
Me:Hey babe,guess how many erectons make up my dick.
Girl:I would say like 100,000.

by XRacer16 November 2, 2015

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm

"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"

by AKiller December 28, 2009

electriac

An Electriac is a person who loves just about anything that runs on electricity. The word Electriac is an acronym for electric maniac, meaning someone who is crazy for electric devices.

Robert is an Electriac, he loves anything that runs on electricity.

by Ulterios June 20, 2014