Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection

Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"

by t_murph October 17, 2013

Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.

Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections

by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

Eren

Sleeping in for multiple hours with no ordinary sleep schedule.
Defines naps as 7 hours of sleep.

I just did an Eren and slept like a log

by KathPanda May 20, 2019

Erehisu

Erehisu is a fanonical ship between Eren Yeager and Historia Reiss from the anime series "Shingeki no Kyojin". Histroria was the one who saved Eren from her own father, Rod Reiss who intended to make Historia eat Eren for the sake of humanity inside Paradis Island. Both of them are in good terms as comrades and ally.

"Why ship Erehisu though?"
"They have suffered the pain of being used by their father, didn't they? They understand each other best."
"Royal blood and the founder.. aren't they the best weapon to save Paradis?"

by Eren Kruger December 16, 2020

spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006