by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011
Get the douche bagmug. by Sam May 13, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. 1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
by kelstubee December 14, 2010
Get the Douche bagmug. 1 - One who exceeds past the normal act of being a douche bag, thus making them an extremely gigantic douche.
2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.
2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.
1. Dude, he just clogged your toilette and then left, what a douche-bag.
2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.
2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.
by Dan Peterson January 4, 2009
Get the douche-bagmug.