by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004
Get the douche bag mug.Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008
Get the douche bag mug.omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011
Get the douche bag mug.1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007
Get the douche bag mug.by Sam May 13, 2005
Get the douche bag mug.Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
by kelstubee December 14, 2010
Get the Douche bag mug.1 - One who exceeds past the normal act of being a douche bag, thus making them an extremely gigantic douche.
2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.
2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.
1. Dude, he just clogged your toilette and then left, what a douche-bag.
2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.
2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.
by Dan Peterson January 4, 2009
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