A crazy
thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are
couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.
Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by
cats.
Eat its drool,and sleep in it's
poop.Likely answer.Yes.