Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!
Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.
Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.
by the original creamter June 28, 2006
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by finco nueva August 19, 2008
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i kept the house and he has a separate apartment. the kids sleep over at his apartment every other weekend, and he takes them to school that Monday. we still go to parent-teacher meetings together, sometimes he picks them up from school if i am busy at work. he is paying the mortgage - i pay the utilities. we haven't started dating other people yet, but we have talked about how to handle it with the kids. we stopped sleeping together. the kids are adjusting OK - the dog seems the most confused.
i kept the house and he has a separate apartment. the kids sleep over at his apartment every other weekend, and he takes them to school that Monday. we still go to parent-teacher meetings together, sometimes he picks them up from school if i am busy at work. he is paying the mortgage - i pay the utilities. we haven't started dating other people yet, but we have talked about how to handle it with the kids. we stopped sleeping together. the kids are adjusting OK - the dog seems the most confused.
by kip seeks September 14, 2010
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by joynessrocks August 10, 2009
Get the Long Distance Realationship mug.Insert your well lubricated erect cock into your girls Vagina, wrap one hand around her hair and with a good hard, fast, doggy style rhythm pounding. Part way through the screwing, before you get off pull out of her Vagina. Send the next stroke all the way up in her Anus(cornhole) in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rhythm. (good lubrication is required on penis before you start)
Going the Distance is when switching from Vagina to Anus. After placing your Cock in her Anus you must maintain Anus penetration without slipping out. Both hands must be on her, one hand holding on to her hair and the other placed on her hips for control. Maintain your ride for eight seconds.
Also, she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch cock positions.
Going the Distance is when switching from Vagina to Anus. After placing your Cock in her Anus you must maintain Anus penetration without slipping out. Both hands must be on her, one hand holding on to her hair and the other placed on her hips for control. Maintain your ride for eight seconds.
Also, she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch cock positions.
After a long night at the Osceola County Rodeo in Kissimmee Florida. A wannabe Cowboy takes his Cowgirl home for a HOT round of Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance.
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Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"
john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"
Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"
Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
by sad_boy_hours September 28, 2018
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