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yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
by 459395 August 31, 2023
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Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Eliza Coupe Are My Daughter <PisceanuhluyuP> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes
Eliza Coupe Are My Daughter <PisceanuhluyuP> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Pseudo Daughter

A girl that didn't have a father figure growing up, and around the same age as a middle aged man's own children. Pseudo son also applies, if a young man wants a dad or whatever.
"_____ is like the daughter I didn't get. She's my pseudo daughter."
by Pajama pants Ninja May 11, 2024
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fell in love with the devil's daughter

a phrase used for someone who has developed a bad habit
John: You fell in love with the devil's daughter

Smith: Yeah, can you help me out?
by stupidcoffee November 9, 2022
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thought daughter

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, the thought daughter is the counterpart to hay son.
She is depressed or strives to be. Pathologically introspective, thinks she's very deep, smart and sensitive. Also has an unhealthy obsession with everything. The thought daughter likes journaling and sports her pair of black doc martens most days. She loves listening to lorde, mitski and lana del rey and her favorite movies are lady bird and frances ha. She also has an unhealthy obsession with the bell jar and my year of rest and relaxation.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
I need a thought daughter to match my freak

"I have now read the bell jar three times, im such a thought daughter"
"get help"
by literally just a toast June 6, 2024
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