Damon

Someone who works has a job, yet never shows up.

Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!

by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018

Damon

Verb-predator

Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age

Guy 1:Dude you see that Guy over there?
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon

by GrayX November 14, 2020

damon davis

When shenanigans get out of hand.

Best not have another pint, I might end up on top of a crane and need the emergency services to get me down.
Ive done a Damon Davis.

by Chiwiz88 January 11, 2018

Flakey Damon

The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.

Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.

by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023

Damon

The sweetest boy. A little insecure with himself.. but I don’t know why because he is so perfect. The kindest, sweetest soul on Earth. Adorable and loving. Always knows just what to say. He speaks in a way that is so sweet.

Damon is a sweetheart

by wendiqo December 11, 2021

damon

damon is the biggest fucking weeb to walk this sorry earth. cannot stop playing osu and talking about jojo and naruto; he is also usually in love with a natalie. he’s also pretty cute

nos: did damon spoil naruto yet?

cole: no, he was too busy playing osu and fantasizing natalie. fucking bitch

by gamedemon10 December 14, 2019

Damon Albarn

The most perfect looking man in the world, so hot he makes me want to combust, he also sings really pretty, also Liam and Noel love him.

I imploded when I saw Damon Albarn

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024