A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023

by Tifffff November 26, 2017

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
by BeerChugger June 22, 2016

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.
Person 2 is The Don
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.
Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.
by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021

Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)
by J Alan August 22, 2018
