Dilf

Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck

Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us

by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 09, 2022

Dilf

Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck

Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us

by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 09, 2022

Dilf

A dilf is somebody who is know as “That guy” and is the best of the best at any and everything.

Its the big fucking Dilf not the lil one nigga !

by The Big fucking dilf January 08, 2022

DILF

Abbreviated for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck";
i.e. Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen:
Built, tall, has son (see Megumi Fushiguro for details)

Damn did you see that DILF? Toji could never.

by coco rey October 05, 2022

Dilf

Dilf is an acronym for Chris Hemsworth.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy? He's such a dilf!

by Seggsy_mf March 30, 2021

Dilf

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.

"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"

by RangaRangaDingDang December 05, 2018

DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021