mutually assured destruction

When America, China, Great Britain, or some gay third world country decides to drop an A-bomb or H-bomb on Canada and/or Israel, resulting in some other big country and/or third world country going PMS-style and reducing the whole world to ashes, therefore leaving the sole survivors with testicular cancer.

Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.

Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.

Hell yeah!

by Mela August 29, 2003

mutual assured destruction

Military Slang. When two or more enemies have more than enough nuclear weapons to destroy each other.

The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.

by TskFrc1568 March 6, 2014

mutually assured destruction

A situation in which two states have enough weapons (typically nuclear) to ensure that should one launch an attack the other would be able to respond in a strong enough way to destroy the attacker. Both would be destroyed.

This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.

The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.

With our stockpiles of nukes we have mutually assured destruction in the case of a launch.

by Flame August 29, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A brother commin outta jail, with no job, education or direction in life. Waiting to explode and go back to the penn again.

D'Angelo be ready to explode like a W.M.D., his momma gunna straight trip

by D'Angelo July 3, 2003

weapons of ass destruction

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.

by tha h00tman February 1, 2007

weapons of ass destruction

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.

Look at Poole G, he is such a weapon of ass destruction.

by Carlitos August 4, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

My arms

I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.

by Jason L October 4, 2003