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Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (hยฒn) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligmaยฒ, applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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ligon deez

imagine ligon deez is something i say to my friends to bully them.
For example:
Me: yoo bro have you herd joe has ligon!
Them: whats ligon?
Me: ligon deez nuts
Joe has ligon whats ligon (ligon deez) wow! such lovely
by NathOnala September 21, 2021
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deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.
Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhhโ€ฆyeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.
by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021
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Deez Nutz

Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
Lynda: Leaving what?.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’โœŒ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
by Deez Mama July 27, 2021
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Deez nuts

A meme made in 2010 with humor for adults
by Susman420EEEEEEE February 14, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a magical and sensual word. it makes people shit on the ground, it can solve poverty, hunger, and world peace.
person1: hey, do you know deez? person2: deez who? person1: DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTEEM!!!
by xXSYPERASSSEATER69Xx February 22, 2022
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