Fucking Danish Cunts

People of the Danish persuasion, in a position of power, that act in a petty way. They will actively block progress and cause pain and discomfort.

Those Fucking Danish Cunts keep on blocking our orders! Bloody FDC's!

by Doctor HiFi April 30, 2020

Crossing the Danish Border

To switch change sexual preferences from any category or sub-category to something new.

Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.

Alice freely moves about the Danish border.

Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.

by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014

illegal danish

It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.

"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."

"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"

by -[lt]- May 22, 2009

sizzurp (Danish Variety)

In Denmark, a package of Fisherman's Friend or similar cough drops are allowed to dissolve in Vodka (flavored varieties are acceptable).
Drunk in shots.
When time is short, the ingredients can be blended to hasten diffusion.
Man that clears the nose.

Sizzurp Shots.

by pokey March 4, 2004

Danish Rover

A wanker extraordinaire. Equivalent to useless but with a big ego.

That dude is nothing but a Danish Rover!

by Fiona Marlish August 24, 2006

danish chum-bucket

The act of vomiting into your lover's mouth mid-coitus. Also known as 'grolsching.'

Do you remember Kelly? I totally gave that bitch a Danish chum-bucket last night!

by Paht December 9, 2008

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010