by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010
Get the Dirty crystalmug. A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.
The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
by Stumble January 24, 2008
Get the chode crystalmug. Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008
Get the Australian crystalmug. piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances
by GolfSon July 27, 2009
Get the gooch crystalsmug. by numpy October 17, 2013
Get the Crystal Methicanmug. by Emance March 19, 2017
Get the Crystal Smashmug. “hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”
by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022
Get the caleb and crystalmug.