crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

by jeff dids October 31, 2012

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

oven crunchies

Umm...in UK they aka Potato Gems, in Oklahoma they call them Tater Tots. Ore Ida are the best.

I ate my oven crunchies with ketchup and a chili dog

by Andy Bigbie December 2, 2007

Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

crunchy naturalist

a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.

My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.

by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023

crunchy city

A place comprised of people obsessed with eating healthy.

"That is the 6th farmer's market we've passed on this road!"
"Yeah, this place is a crunchy city."

by rdf April 10, 2015