Crisp

Crisp deriving from Crispy or Crispé is a word used to describe a refreshing situation or experiencing something good

For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”

Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”

A hot girl walks by “ahhh mate she was criiiiisp!!!”

by The Chairman Geoff Bentley February 7, 2020

soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Jay crisp

Jay is a bender and is really gay he’s bad at fortnite and loves a boy called Lewis and he is a weird person who licks nipples

Eww your a jay crisp yeou must be gay

by Foierrijoijeroujfeoufvr August 5, 2019

crisp

A slang-term for the psychedelic research chemical "4-Hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine" (4-HO-MET), popularized in the Netherlands.

"What's going on with Bob?"
"The crisp got him trippin' balls."

by AcidCapone July 15, 2020

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015