Crisp Oyster

Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx

crisp oyster is my fav :3

by Sister Sushi March 29, 2019

Crisp

Crisp, a tiny creature that eats crisp

If a pack of crisp is left open over night it is most likely that crisp will eat it

"Hey! Who ate the rest of my crisp I was going to finish them ."
"The crisp probably ate them"

by I cant stop eating January 25, 2019

Crisp

Same as 'Gucci' but way less bougie.

Yo those shoes are pretty crisp fam.

by SunGear March 19, 2020

Sweet as a crisp

Bloody sweet, like a crisp..

That sofa is sweet mate. Sweet as a crisp!!

by Weather Man Marto June 30, 2018

crisp

A slang-term for the psychedelic research chemical "4-Hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine" (4-HO-MET), popularized in the Netherlands.

"What's going on with Bob?"
"The crisp got him trippin' balls."

by AcidCapone July 15, 2020

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

Super Crisp

Hungover. More hungover than just crisp. Unable to do anything and feeling sick from the drinking of the night before.

I am super crisp, we are staying in and watching movies all day.

by Diva8 September 16, 2014