Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

Crisp

When the temperature is very hot. Commonly used in southeastern Virginia.

Ex: “Hell nah it’s crisp outside I’m not going”

by V-A July 23, 2021

crisp

A slang-term for the psychedelic research chemical "4-Hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine" (4-HO-MET), popularized in the Netherlands.

"What's going on with Bob?"
"The crisp got him trippin' balls."

by AcidCapone July 15, 2020