Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

Creamy Thighs

Someone who has perfectly thicc thighs.

OMG, did you see Kristina's thighs. Those are best creamy thighs I have ever seen. I just wanna lay my head on them.

by Milic May 7, 2021

Lil' creamy

A cum squirt done by force to the face of a hooker or slut.

Hooker: Ooouu ouh yeaah
Jamal: Damn slut, you gotta tight-ass pussy
Jamal: I'm cummin'... I'm cummin!!!

(Jamal's friend Hunter comes in)

Hunter: Yo dog, that bitch ain't dun yeett son
Jamal: Wacha talkin' bout nigga?
Hunter: Give er a Lil' creamy
Jamal: HAHA get ova here bitch ass hoe

by Lord Dick October 14, 2011

creamy caesar

the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

by Rude McDougal May 11, 2006

Creamy Goo

Your jizz

Omg! It's a lot of creamy goo in hya!

by Art Ninja August 27, 2016

Creaking

Another word for masturbation.

"Mum, where is Oliver?"

"Oh! He's in his room, creaking."

by ethmic12 December 22, 2017

mario creamy

An unfinished comic book written by a certain J.W. IV.

When told his comic extremley sucked ass, he stopped writing.

J.W.: Hey guys! Wanna read Mario Creamy, lolz!

Sturart: Mario Creamy sucks ass.

J.W.: Oh... I'll stop writing it then.

by Robin Doody February 17, 2005