auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites September 24, 2016

Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth

Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!

by Whooday F. McNutty March 16, 2019

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

by Goldenminx November 25, 2015