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Corporate America Bot

Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.
I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.
by Rolex Jr. October 5, 2007
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rand corporation

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.
Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)
by ifky302 January 3, 2008
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Something Corporate

© THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!! © All their songs on "Leaving Through the Window" ROCK (I Want to Save You, Punk Rock Princess, I Woke Up In a Car, If You C Jordan, The Astronaut, Hurricane, Cavanaugh Park, Fall, Straw Dog, Good News, Drunk Girl, Now What It Seems, You're Gone, and Globes and Maps). ©
by ViCtoRia!! May 26, 2004
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war corporatism

\'war 'cor`por`a'tis`m\ n.

A new American movement led by U.S. weapons manufacturers, which has spawned a high-profile project known as the Project for the New American Century--a neo-conservative manifesto which includes in its toolbox the unbridled use of war in clearing a path for U.S. interests. President Bush is merely the figure-head of this dangerous precident.
The war in Iraq, along with several other American wars, was inspired by the War Corporatism movement.
by The Light of Reason April 17, 2005
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corporate redneck

Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.
coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)

Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.
by Bdunnthree December 18, 2016
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Corron

Caring, kind, always there, trustworthy. Really funny and are mentally strong and can get through
Anything.
Damn corron I wanna be like you
by Racebracefacetrace May 8, 2018
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