Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

Colombian Colin

The act of blasting on another and letting it dry then snorting said blast of there body.

Yo I gave that ho the best 2 seconds then gave her the Colombian Colin.

by LIL JIZZER June 24, 2025

Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

by LtMcRo July 6, 2025

Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts

Can you Colombian Fingertrap me

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025