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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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Colombian JUJU

Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.
Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.

Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.
by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022
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Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.
After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick
by Doughboyjunior March 11, 2024
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colombian powderkeg

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.
Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏
by The Vladiator May 5, 2017
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Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together
Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.
by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025
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Colombian Airhorn

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.
I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.
by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020
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Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure
by kaunka June 28, 2024
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