*About to pull your date*
"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "
"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"
*The End*
"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "
"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"
*The End*
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“Do you want to attack me?”
Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.
“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”
Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.
“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”
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Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
Get the Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation mug.Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
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Get the cockblocker mug.Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.
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