Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) September 3, 2008

Strawberry Cheesecake

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake

"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."

by Dave Thelump June 11, 2006

cheesebun

when u ejaculate all over a women"s ass and let the cum dry and then eat her asshole out

cheesebun ejaculate women asshole

by michealjordon293u2139 August 17, 2011

Cheeseball

A genuine person that sometimes just can't hold the cheese in.
The typical cheeseball is the sweetest boyfriend that is always ready to put a smile on your face.
My cheeseball usually makes me happy happy happy without even trying and happens to be my favorite person ever.

-sorry if I'm a cheese ball sometimes
-I love that you are a cheese ball hahaha
-I haven't ever been so it's definitely your fault

-you're such a cheeseball :)
-I just say what I think

by italiandork December 24, 2019

burnt cheesecake

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.

Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"

by rawrrawrrawrrrrr March 1, 2009

strawberry cheesecake

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection

yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese

by PitbullBrisco June 16, 2011

angry cheesecake

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.

I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!

by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008