An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.
On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.
On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.
by Stupid shit from Canada April 17, 2019
to be pissed off about something
by rockstarkell January 22, 2009
When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.
"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!
That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!
That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!
by goddamner January 30, 2010
Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 24, 2021
A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.
ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.
ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.
ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!
by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 01, 2009
by sh0tr0d February 09, 2009