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Sneaky Castro

Your mom sneaked up on me and tugged my weasel, in the old Cuban sneaky Castro.
by Itsthatovoxo January 8, 2026
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pull a castro

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
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Sophia is the most amazing beautiful person you will ever know. She is such a kind person. Is there when times get rough. The best person to have when you want to die. She will do anything in her power to keep you alive. She is also super funny super talented. But, most of all she is the prettiest person alive
Sophia elizabeth diana castro is the most beautiful young woman.
by Lilman336 June 21, 2022
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Angelina Pavon Castro

Angelina is a girl I want to stay with forever and marry because she’s really one of a kind and she’s really sweet to me and I love her so much and it hurts to think of her leaving because I did something bad or anything like that and I hope she doesn’t because she’s the only girl I truly love and she makes me so happy I wish I could be with her all the time
Guy: bro Angelina pavon castro has the fattest ass

Guy 2: nah bro she’s flat
Guy: fuck you guy 2
by Daddy_Thrax August 25, 2023
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Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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