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Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
by fellowman12 January 26, 2011
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stone david carter

Stone David Carter is an angry, dominant beast who is close to breaking the chains and fucking your 100 people. He loves azns and is constantly found in the shower waiting for boys to drop the soap so that he can molest your asshole until it is completely worn out. One warning when meeting a Stone David Carter, don't frrrt he don't like faggets
Stone David Carter fucks his wii
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Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd.

A “club” based in London, England. Catering to the super-rich and with extensive political and financial ties worldwide, this group has caused extensive problems for the Foundation. Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. is known for collecting rare and obscure items, along with providing its members the most exclusive, expensive, and rare experiences available.

These activities have resulted in conflict with the Foundation on numerous occasions. The group is not known for the use of force; they prefer to apply extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals. When forced to use more direct means, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. employs outside agents, and it is very difficult to connect said agents to the organization.

Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. has caused several SCP containment breaches, primarily through the use of money or social pressure. Several reports, records, and even items have been leaked by Foundation personnel who had been approached with large amounts of money, or threats of extensive jail time or torture. Notably, two containment sites were almost brought to public attention after the Foundation refused access to members of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd. is a company that is owned by immortal humans.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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Carter

Looks at memes during school
by Auba March 13, 2019
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carter

THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL EVERR MEET IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
by carter is awsome February 25, 2009
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career ender

a really stupid action typically at work/with coworkers or picked up by the press that cause you to lose your job and possibly career
Kramer's racist rant is a career ender.

Getting drunk and calling you boss a fag, also a career ender
by Paul S.W. November 20, 2006
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sir cartier

did you hear sir cartier’s new album”
“yea it leaked on sound cloud last week already
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